We believe in Marx, Freud,and Darwin. We believe everything is OK as
long as you don’t hurt anyone to the best of your definition of hurt,
and to the best of your knowledge.
We believe in sex before,
during, and after marriage. We believe in the therapy of sin. We believe
that adultery is fun. We believe that sodomy’s OK. We believe that
taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything’s getting better
despite evidence to the contrary. The evidence must be investigated And
you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there’s
something in horoscopes UFO’s and bent spoons. Jesus was a good man just
like Buddha, Muhammed, and ourselves. He was a good moral teacher
though we think His good morals were bad.
We believe that all
religions are basically the same-at least the one that we read was. They
all believe in love and goodness. They only differ on matters of
creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that
after death comes the Nothing Because when you ask the dead what happens
they say nothing. If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then
its compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin, and
Genghis Kahn.
We believe in Masters and Johnson. What’s selected is average. What’s average is normal. What’s normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament. We believe there are direct links
between warfare and bloodshed. Americans should beat their guns into
tractors. And the Russians would be sure to follow.
We believe
that man is essentially good. It’s only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society. Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man
must find the truth that is right for him. Reality will adapt
accordingly. The universe will readjust. History will alter. We believe
that there is no absolute truth excepting the truth that there is no
absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds, And the flowering of individual thought.
If chance be the Father of all flesh, disaster is his rainbow in the
sky and when you hear State of Emergency! Sniper Kills Ten! Troops on
Rampage! Whites go Looting! Bomb Blasts School! It is but the sound of
man worshiping his maker.